苗苗版“吉祥三宝”

苗苗版“吉祥三宝”

“苗苗,今天作业做得快不快呀?”

“很快呀。”

“作业完成玩得开心了吗?”

“很开心。”

“眼睛是否也保护得更好些?”

“很亮啊。”

“坚持下去你就成了小明星……”

“妈妈,我变乖了你开心吗?”

“当然呀。”

“我变乖了你会更爱我吗?”

“一定的。”

“你爱我会给我买冰淇淋吗?”

“可以考虑。”

“我可以吃甜甜的冰淇淋啦……”

You are a man

“Mom,are you a boy?”

“No.”

“Are you a girl ?”

“When I were young,I was a girl. Now I’m a woman.”

“No,you aren’t. You are a man.”

什么?妈妈是女汉子的秘密也被你看出来了?