Situation 1:How to refuse a local girl
Villager:Chinese boy!
Guard:(Silence...)
Villager:Are you tired of standing?
Guard:(Silence...)
Villager:Do you need any special services?
Guard:(Silence...)
Villager:Would you give me some bread?
Guard:Sorry!Ma’am,back off the cordon!
Villager:Well,I just wanna have a rest!
Guard:Stay away!
Villager:We can help each other!
Guard:UNITED NATIONS,HALT OR I WILL FIRE!
Villager:What a boob!