◉三、电视剧《武林外传》
秀才说死姬无命
姬无命：拿命来
秀才：慢着 杀我可以，但你先说明白了，我到底是死在谁的手里？
姬无命：废话，我呀
秀才：我是谁？
姬无命：我怎么知道你是谁啊？
秀才：问题来了吧？
姬无命：你，什么意思啊？
秀才：这得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起了。在你身上长久以来一直就有一个问题在缠绕你。
姬无命：什么问题啊？
秀才：WHO AM I？
姬无命：我……这个我已经知道了……
秀才：不！你不知道。你知道吗？你是谁？姬无命吗？不！这只是个名字，一个代号，你可以叫姬无命，我也可以叫姬无命，他们都可以。把这个代号拿掉之后呢？你又是谁？
姬无命：我不知道。我也不用知道！
秀才：好！好！那你再回答我另一个问题。我是谁？
姬无命：这个问题已经问过了？
秀才：不，我刚才问的是本我，现在问的是自我。
姬无命：这有什么区别吗？
秀才：举个例子，当我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时，你的代号也是我，这意味着什么呢？这是否意味着，你就是我，而我也就是你？
Ji（short for Ji Wuming）：Tell me how would your death like
Lv（short for Dr.Lv）：Hold your horse You can kill me，but we’d better make it clear who on earth is it that takes my life？
Ji：It’s me，why
Lv：Who am I，then
Ji：How can I know who you are
Lv：All right，here comes the question.
Ji：What do you mean
Lv：Let’s begin with the relationship between human and the universe.There’s a question that has kept troubling you for a long time.
Ji：What question？
Lv：WHO AM I
Ji：I
know the answer to this question
Lv：Really Absolutely not.Do you know who you are Ji Wuming No，that’s only just a name.Your name is Ji Wuming，but I could also get such a name；they could be called Ji Wuming，too.Now，who are you again after having removed your name
Ji：I don’t know.Nor do I have to
Lv：OK！OK！Now，Question No.2 Who am I
Ji：This question has been raised
Lv：They’re different.I asked about“ego”just now.Now I’m asking about“yourself”.
Ji：What’s the difference
Lv：Here is an example.When I’m talking to you，I refer to myself with the word“I”，and you do the same when speaking to me.What does it mean Doesn’t it mean that you and I are the same
姬无命：这个问题没什么意义嘛！
秀才：那就问几个有意义的！我生从何来，死往何处，我为何要出现在这个世界上？我的出现对这个世界来说意味着什么，是世界选择了，我还是我选择了世界？！
姬无命：够了！
秀才：我和宇宙之间有必然的联系吗？宇宙是否有尽头？时间是否有长短？过去的时间在哪里消失？未来的时间又在何处停止？我在这一刻提出的问题还是你刚才听到的问题吗？
姬无命：我杀了你！！！！
秀才：是谁杀了我，而我又杀了谁？！
姬无命：是我杀了我？
秀才：回答正确！动手吧！
姬无命：呀！！！！！（自杀）
秀才：他不会再醒过来了吧！
老白：应该不会了。
小郭：这……这算个什么说法啊！
秀才：知识就是力量。（众人鼓掌）。
Ji：That’s meaningless
Lv：Let’s try something meaningful，then.Where was I born and where will I die Why did I come to this world What on earth does my birth mean to this world It was the world that chose me Or I chose the world ！
Ji：That’s enough
Lv：Are there any essential relations between the universe and I Will the universe come to an end What about time When did the past bygone Where will our future terminate Is the question I’m raising now the same as that I’ve raised before
Ji：I’ll kill you
Lv：Who kills me，and whom have i killed
Ji：I killed myself
Lv：Correct Now，do as you like （Ji did kill himself.）
Lv：He won’t wake up again，right
Bai Zhantang：No，I think.
Guo：What
is this
Lv：Knowledge is power.（Applause）